Ashlee Simpson Celebrates With a White Trash Birthday Party

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Usually it’s Jessica Simpson wearing the Daisy Duke shorts, but for Ashlee Simpson’s birthday party on Friday she wore a pair (pregnancy size, of course) to go along with her “White Trash Party.” People reports that “Ashlee wore Daisy Dukes and platform flip-flops with a bathing suit and a fake tattoo around her belly.”

Apparently the whole family was there, including Jess who wore “a crazy leopard-print dress that showed off a lot of cleavage.” So apparently she went as herself? Papa Joe wore a “cut-off muscle T-shirt and a mullet wig,” which I don’t have pictures of…. and am not sure I want.

The birthday foods included everything you’d think would be present at a white trash-themed birthday party (or Britney Spears wedding), including “corn dogs, macaroni and cheese, chicken fingers and French fries.”

But get this, since Ashlee is preggers and tends to get tired easier, she went home early. After she left, guests like Christina Aguilera, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden stopped by. A little tardy perhaps? Coming to a birthday party after the birthday girl has already gone home?

It gets worse, not only where a few people late, they came at the end because they were too busy at Gwen Stefani’s birthday earlier in the night. Guess we know where Ashlee rates with those people, huh? (Besides that, isn’t Gwen Stefani too old to be celebrating her birthday?)