Five Things Jessica Simpson Won’t Miss About Tony Romo
by 
brrbach on June 9th, 2008
Sure, they’re still together. But Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo keep breaking up and making up and you know how that usually goes. Besides that, is it just me or does Tony always seem to have a smug look on his face?
Anyways, we all know that Jessica will be fine if she dumps Tony Romo (or vice versa). And I started thinking about the things she won’t miss about him, either. Here are a few:
1.) Getting booed at Tony Romo’s games.
Jess seemed downright perplexed as to why fans labeled her a jinx. But as any self-respecting football fan will tell you, we don’t like things that distract the quarterback. And Jess was/is a distraction. A pretty one, but still, a distraction. Without Tony, however, she can relax during football season and not have to worry about seeing all those crazy fans make fun of her.
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2.) Worrying about being snapped by the paprazzi.
Jess has always loved getting her picture taken, so it must be difficult to constantly spurn the spotlight when it come to Tony. Tony does not like having his picture taken with Jess, and what is THAT all about, anyways? If you’re dating one of the world’s most beautiful women you’d think he’d want to be smiling from ear to ear in every shot. Instead, he keeps his head down or goes a different direction once the paparazzi show up. Without Tony around Jess could smile for the cameras like she was meant to.
3.) Thinking about marriage.
It can be exhausting when your little sister is heading down the aisle and you’re looking at your guy like… hellloooooo. Ring much? And all he’s worried about is telling your pops to back off.
4.) Taking vacations whenever she wants to.
Jess got a lot of flack for luring Tony to Cabo during the playoffs. She didn’t seem to understand the importance of waiting for just a couple weeks more, until football season was over. Waiting…. it’s a concept Jess doesn’t seem to understand. Without Tony she might not have to.
5.) Blue frosting.
Jessica will undoubtedly never touch the stuff again.
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