Despite blabbing to Allure magazine over the summer that she still gets calls from Tony Romo, Carrie Underwood claims that she doesn’t have a single beef (pardon the pun) with Jessica Simpson.

Carrie said recently “I met her once and she seemed really nice so I don’t have a feud with anybody.”

Hmmm….. the plot thickens. Do you think she perhaps DOES have it in for Jessica but doesn’t want to sound petty? Maybe she realized that her Allure interview was probably a bit gauche. I mean, if it she DOES get calls from her ex, why blab in a magazine about it unless you have it in for the new girl he’s dating?

Jessica Simpson has taken oodles of heat these days for wearing that imfamous “Real Girls Eat Meat” shirt. PETA’s been all over her hide, Pam Anderson called her a BLEEP!, and now one writer says, “Real Girls Don’t Get Sassy on T-Shirts.”

I was wondering when it would come to this.

Because while I like a little sass in the Simpson girls, now that Jessica has decided to go into country music, she needs all the country friends she can find. The writer of this one particular story bascially says Jess should be nice to Carrie Underwood because you should be nice to everyone.

Can’t argue with that.

Even though Carrie is clearly the type of chick to do her snippiness behind people’s back (emailing your ex-beau to the point of distraction while he’s dating another gal, for example)…. she hasn’t said or done anything in public. It’s got to be hard to swallow, to be sure, and I blame Tony Romo in all this the most. Why can’t he be a stand up guy, turn down the ex-girlfriend chats, and pay attention to the one he has now? Why can’t he either break up with Jess for good, or commit to her? Perhaps he likes the drama.

Either way, this just reinforces my belief that Jess should dump this dude while the dumping is good. And not piss off anymore country pals, either, thanks very much.

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And to think it was all over a little tee shirt. Have you heard this scuttlebutt? Apparently Jessica Simpson wore a red tee shirt to lunch yesterday that said, “Real Girls Eat Meet.”

Oh but what did it mean? Because we know that every move a star makes HAS to mean something.

My personal opinion is that Jess is sick of hearing about Carrie Underwood and perhaps wore the shirt because Carrie is one of the “no meat” gals, and also because Jess probably thought it was cute to wear alongside her meat-eating, football-throwing boyfriend.

But then PETA decided to make a statement, and oh boy were they snarky about it:

“Jessica Simpson’s meaty wardrobe malfunction makes us thankful that no one is looking to her for food advice. Chicken of the sea anyone? The woman who thought that Buffalo ‘Wings’ came from buffalos would benefit from some good veggie brain food,” said a spokesperson for PETA.

Were any of us running out to eat meet simply because our dear blonde Jess (with black roots, as shown here) wore a shirt that said to?

Ah….. (I thinking…. thinking….) that would be a “no.”

PETA’s “statement” appears to have garnered Jess some sympathy as well. Even Bill O’Reilly seemed to think this was amusing, calling her “a patriot.” Take a look:

What do you think? Should Jessica have worn the shirt? Did she mean to “make a statement” to Carrie? Or just did she just pull the shirt out of a pile because it was the only one that was clean?

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