Tony Romo Sings and There’s So Many Reasons Why He Shouldn’t

There are a few things that are bothering me about this clip. First, that Tony Romo is in a Cubs shirt at a Cubs game and saying “Go Cubs.”

Has this former Wisconsin boy no loyalty? Is he so full of himself that he’s forgotten where he came from (Burlington, WI)? No self-respecting Wisconsinite would ever, ever, EVER root for a Chicago team.

Besides that, WHAT the heck is he doing with a microphone? He can barely speak intelligently, let alone sing. And lordy, can he NOT sing.

Last, where is Jessica Simpson? Didn’t she grab him by the arm and say, “Honey……. you know how you are when you get a few beers in your system? Let someone else sing. Like me, for example.”

Okay, kids, here’s the clip of Mr. Romo singing “Take Me Out to the Ballpark” for your listening torture pleasure .